pervy snape fancier

Someone left a review for Care and Feeding of Severus Snape on FFN saying that they were thinking of a spinoff. Here it is (still in progress):

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4347376/1/Getting_My_Very_Own_Severus_Snape

It's a little rough I think, but it's silly and fun, and it's flattering to have someone want to do this.

What if a friend buys a Sirius Black model and wants to introduce him to Snape?
If you enjoy violence and war and pain then by all means introduce them.

XD

venturous asked, "you, dear flist, won't think I am crazy... for spending $40 bucks on an incredible green silk tie with silver dragons on it, will you?"

(Cue the chorus: "Of course not!")

Well.

You, dear flist, won't think I am crazy... for spending $271.60 on Ars Philtron: Concerning the Aqueous Cunning of the Potion and its Praxis in the Green Art Magical, edition Codex Vasculum, deluxe edition, bound in full bottle-green goatskin with marbled endpapers, gilt stamping, and slipcase, will you?

(Due to arrive "Midsummer 2008" according to the flyer, which I hope translates to "real soon now".)

Harry Potter and the Crack that Follows, the Sims comic.

OMGYAY. I had read the parody fic, but this is such an excellent realization of it. Not only are the Sims themselves very well done, but the posing and expressions and all are great. Voldy should try out for Mr. Burns in his next life. ;) *steals Bellatrix's dress and Severus's boots and coat*