Which drives Severus absolutely up the wall, let me tell you. Harry just won't. shut. up.
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During his summer before fifth year, Harry gets a letter, now he the mate of three deatheaters. This year at Hogwarts is going to be very intresting. Pairings: SS/HP/DM/LM RW/HG FW/GW RL/SB
Wow, that's quite a thing to find out by form letter. Hoping you are well, Mafalda Hopkirk.
Oh, actually it's Dumbles. get a load of this:
Dear Harry,
I have been informed that as of today you are now the, mate of vampires Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy and Draco Malfoy Much will be explained later. You will be picked up July 20th at noon
Have a nice summer.
Albus Dumbledore
See? No big deal. Pfft.
Seeing as this fic also contains a bottle of saliva that gets appealed to, a night teen, and "white eyes that always remained Harry of fresh snow", I think this is a candidate for
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(the entire summary. this one is clearly a troll, too.)
Eggs
Well, there's eggs and Snape; eggs, Harry, and Snape; eggs and Spam; eggs, Snape, and Spam; eggs, Snape, Harry, and Spam; Spam, Snape, Harry, and Spam; Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam, Snape, and Spam; Spam, Harry, Spam, Spam, Snape, Spam, Ron, and Spam...
Bloody fanficcers.
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Delilah loves Severus, Severus loves Lily, Lily love Potter, Potter loves Lily.
But does Potter love Severus, and Lily love Delilah, and...
Delilah cannot compete with Lily. Or so she thinks? But can she really?
I have to say it's rather silly. This story must have been a dilly.
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Severus reflects on his relationship and the things he remembers of it. one-shot o 0
o.O.... O.o .... O_O ... >_<
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Megan Snape reflects on parts of her and Severus's life together after she receives the news of his death. One-shot, DH and HPB spoilers, Snape/OC. Sensitive material, e.g. death, and you might need a tissue for this.
Yeah, to squish it and flush it down the toilet. Oh man.
(Actually, it could be a lot worse; it is at least written in perfectly comprehensible English. But gawd. Megan Snape, whom Draco calls "Aunt" because she is related to Lucius...?)