pervy snape fancier

Misspelling of the day:

the Slytherin conman room

One shot Coming of age tale involving Weasley and Snape. Some magic, very foul language....

Some magic? I guess that's reasonable. It's only a Harry Potter fanfic, after all. Wouldn't want to put too much magic in.

...My best story yet.

Oh dear.

Let me say that again, in case it wasn't clear enough: Oh dear.

I sent this one to babb_chronicles, so I'll be doing this again, but I just can't resist sharing some of these absolutely, um, lovely lines: ( Read more... )

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Harry Potter runs for school board under a strange platform.

Looks like Harry's been starting the post-election celebration a little early.

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One-shot Hermione has a question for the Potions Professor but when she goes to look for him she is met with a very interesting surprise.

Turns out he's been doing naughty things with One-trick Harry and Ronnie One-note.

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A scene of lust between none other than Snape and Hermione. This is a scene that will be placed into a story I am writing, at a later date. But enjoy for now. THIS IS AN EXPLICIT PIECE OF WORK - MA ONLY!

Wow, you're brave. I'd never show my explicit fanfic to my mother.

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(this one could be a lot worse, although it includes some amusing misused words, like Hermione wearing a violet "brazier" and stuffing books into her "back".)

Hermione has a detention with Snape that explodes, and ends up becoming more than either of them bargained for, though not what they didn’t all-ready want.

Oooh, bad luck, Granger. Most of your incarnations get detentions with non-exploding Snapes. I imagine you certainly didn't bargain for becoming basically a red stain smeared across the walls of the dungeon.

harry finds severus hurt in the perfects. what happens after that? do they find love? or will the hate continue?

Any suggestions as to just where on his body Severus's "perfects" are located?

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Heir to a Somalian Warlord and raised in a world ruled by guns, drugs and violence, what happens to Harry when his past catches up to him after 10 years in Africa? How will he adapt to a world of magic that expects their ‘pure’ saviour? eventual HPSS

I don't have anything particularly witty to say about this one. I think that just happens to be the most utterly random choice for an alternate reality fic I've ever seen.

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Saffi has worked up the courage to tell her parents about her new boyfriend - a man 18 years her senior. How will Hermione and Severus react to Saffi's arguement that it is simply tradition.

I'm not sure whether I'm disappointed or relieved that this didn't turn out to be an Absolutely Fabulous crossover. But what I really want to know is how Hermione talked Severus into a name like Saffi Snape.

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Snape's daughter is coming to Hogwarts and follow adventues as she struggles between loalty to her father and lolalty to her friends.

lolalty n. Something this summary possesses a fair bit of.

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AU,postwar. A classical accident has an unlikely result.

"Classical accident"? Like, your symphony orchestra's bus crashes and burns?

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Harry gets drenched in a half made Potion by a little blonde menace and reverts back to his 1 year old self. And a certain potions master slowly falls in love with him.

D: Yikes! Now that's extreme chan!

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harry potter is obsesed with severus snape. But snape isn't a healthy choice for a crush Slash

Oh? And why not? Is he -- ahem -- greasy food?

First story in a long time, what can I say? inserpartion struck. This is not beted.

I'll buy that for a dollar.

I had always loved the night sky; there was some strange urethral beauty that captivated me.

And then Kronos came along and cut off Uranus's bits and threw them into the sea. It was a little grody after that.

his smile would light up like fireworks in November and the fire in his eyes would burn like a guy on the fire.

V for Very Odd Attempt at Romantic Simile.