pervy snape fancier

Hey, um, you guys. I feel really arrogant- and entitled-sounding for even bringing this up, but, oh, well, fuck it.

My 30th birthday is on Saturday. My husband and I are leaving town that day to go to Disneyland, and since neither of us owns a laptop, it's extremely unlikely I'll have any net access until we come back on the evening of the 27th. So if you were thinking of gifting me a drabble or anything, you might want to either hold it until the 27th-28th, or leave a comment with a link, because I'm liable to miss something buried 5 days ago in the size of flist I read (on LJ, anyway -- IJ is more manageable in that respect).

Happy birthday, bethbethbeth!

Happy birthday, lampblack!

Happy birthday, juniperus!

My icon Severus applauds you.

Happy birthday, torino10154 (who I know isn't seeing this) and logospilgrim!

Happy birthday, speed_demon77!

Sorry I no has present. :( You can try leaving me a prompt, although short notice isn't always the best conditions for me. (shh, I know I knocked out a lot of words lately, but somehow it's not the same.)

drachenmina: I think I've figured out what is giving me such grief with yours, so I'm going to pull back, refocus and hopefully be able to write something else (and shorter!).

Hem, hem! That said:

Happy birthday, fbowden!

I figured I couldn't go wrong with a bit of Snarry for you, but this isn't an area I've ventured into very much (the extent of my experience to this point is... uh... the 61 words in this post), so this ficlet is still very much in the kiddie pool. Still, I hope it entertains!

Title: Bottled
Characters: Harry/Severus
Rating: PG
Words: ~300
Summary: Ask a silly question, get a silly answer, Harry.
Warnings: Unbetaed.
A/N: Inspired by a gibberish line in this post from the_bitter_word: "How to bottle foolish wand-waving the delicate power of potion-making."

( Bottled )

drachenmina, I don't know if maybe you figured this out, but the recalcitrant Snack fic I was referring to in this post was supposed to be yours for your birthday. There's just no way it's going to be done in time. I've only been managing about half as fast as I would have needed to do, and to top it off I lost a chunk of time to a fire alarm incident at work tonight. Here's a sampler, though, as a kind of apology: ( Read more... )