Totally AU. OC fic. Severus discovers something interesting before Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts.

'Cause you see, in the books, nothing interesting ever happened before Harry Potter came to Hogwarts! That's what makes this an AU!

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Severus Snape has been living in his painting in the Headmaster's office for the past 41 years, when Jasona enters his life. What does the mysterious purple metal ball have to do with Severus Snape's past and will Jasona ever get out of the painting again

Uhh...

Severus Snape, in the painting, with the mysterious purple metal ball. That definitely doesn't vibrate or anything.

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What is that beautiful music.Harry returns to hogwarts for another year, and why is he so quiet? OO he has lost his voice, who will help Harry find it again? Or is it only his voice thats the problem? Snarry pairing-this is guy/guy. I dont own harry potte"

Sorry, Harry. Once you sell your voice to the sea witch so you can get legs and try to win the heart of the Prince, you can't get it back again.

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Sirius grunted and then steeped aside allowing Snape to come in.

Sirius is a teapot, short and stout...

from melusinahp

FANDOM POSITIVITY MEME: Do something positive for fandom today. It will be fun. It will make you happy.

Suggestions:

1. Leave a long, glowing comment on someone else's fic or art.

2. Post meta about things you love about fandom in your LJ.

3. Create fic or fanart just for the joy of doing it.

4. Tell someone you secretly fangirl how much you love their work.

5. Rhapsodise about what you love about your favourite pairing.

6. ???

I'm a little busy at work at the moment, but maybe I can cook something up... of course, the people I fangirl, I think maybe they know that I do (nehalenia? hi there!) and "just for the joy of doing it" is still fraught with terror for me since I am so latched onto others' approval... and I think the rhapsody about Severus/Sirius has already been posted in the past, lol. Anyway, just wanted to pass it on.